Desperately Seeking Style

by Elizabeth Oakes
(Toronto)

A hair makover sure would be great
As it hasn't been touched since 2008

That was the year my first angel was born
And since that day, it's barely been shorn

9 months later I was pregnant again
Oh I need a new style, but when, tell me WHEN?

After that, things just got crazy
It was twins you see, it's not that I'm lazy

Now here I am with 3 under two
With mousy brown hair, I don't know what to do

I used to have style, I used to have flair
Now I have diapers and clothes everywhere

I barely have time to hop in the shower
L'oreal and Miss Clairol take nearly an hour!

Please choose me for your awesome make-over
I wouldn't be sad to miss Big Bird and Grover

Ava's not quite two and the twins 16 weeks
An off-site hair rescue is what I seek!